are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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