I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
