another moral hangover. fuck.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
