Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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