i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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