Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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