So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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