so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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