Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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