i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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