you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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