week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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