it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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