so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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