just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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