you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
His hands were made for my vagina.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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