I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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