He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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