there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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