i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All the doctor said was why
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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