do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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