he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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