I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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