All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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