True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.