girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have aggressive nipples.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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