Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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