I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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