I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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