Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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