I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
