So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize