I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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