Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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