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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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