So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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