I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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