Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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