Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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