So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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