Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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