you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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