Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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