If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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