Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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