her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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