I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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