Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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