She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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