Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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