This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
