So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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