you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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