You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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